30 Rock Season 6 Quotes
I played Avery Jessup in Kidnapped By Danger, now available on Sega Genesis.
Jenna
She isn't a bitch. She's a meanie pants.
Kenneth
I'm greatest waiter of all time.
Kim Jong Il
Check out Kim Jong Un's pants. Where's the flood?
Jack (as Avery)
Did they say when the banquet is? Because I'm kind of between tuxes due to weight fluctuation.
Tracy
What Bill O'Reilly erotic novel are you living in?
Liz
Oh, poor baby. Can't hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the bay area now, pretend that that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.
Jenna
Hey, I don't bail. I am still watching Smash, Criss.
Liz
My outside is shiny and pretty, but my inside is filled with cardboard and horse glue.
Jenna
She has the brain of a man, and the ass of a French teenager.
Jack
Siri, bring Jessica Tandy back to life.
Tracy
Are you crying 'cause there are no roles for actresses in their 40s?
Tracy (to Jenna)