30 Rock Season 4 Quotes
Not even common law? Then how do you get a discount at a mattress store?
Verna
Wrong tree, mom.
Jenna
Yes mom, I've memorized the names of all of the women in your water aerobics class.
Jack
You know, my Johnny's single, and he gives excellent back rubs, I assure you.
Lutz's mom
Put the mimosa down, BITCH!
Will Ferrell
I walked on your face!
Buzz Aldrin
Very different indeed. Like a cantaloupe and a Ziploc bag of mushroom soup.
Jack
Different times! Octomom!
Liz
The night before he was shipped off to Korea, I repeatedly lost my virginity to him while Waldo the town perv watched from the bushes.
Margaret
Whuck?!
Liz
Who cares? She's awesome and so am I. I want Serena Williams to be my mother!
Tracy
These overalls are chafing ... I can't wear these pajamas fishing!
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