30 Rock Season 3 Quotes
Everyone has something to hide. For instance, I'm wearing a child's Halloween costume under this.
Len
[to Liz] You know this food area is always the first place I go to look for you.
Cerie
Oh, I didn't know anyone was here. That wasn't me screaming in the bathroom.
Jenna
Paul lives in Florida. He paints landscapes and makes his own soda.
Jack's mom
Don't patronize me with your Celtic slang, Liz Lemon.
Tracy
[to Tracy] Oh my God! Like we really have time to have you walk down the stairs that slowly!
Liz
Evidently the concierge at the Plaza has a beard, and she'd rather not get raped.
Jonathan
[to Liz's offer of a hug] What is this, the Italian parliament. No, thank you?
Jack
I don't mind taking her out. There's a restaurant hostess in midtown I'd like to see cry.
Liz
You treat me like a child! No, worse than that. Like one of those pageant girls with the clip-on teeth.
Tracy
I took my son to his cello recital this morning at what turned out to be midnight yesterday!
Tracy
[on not confronting his dad] It's the biggest regret of my life, Lemon. And I once made love to Kathy Hilton.
Jack