30 Rock Season 4 Episode 12: "Verna" Quotes
Could a bad mom have raised a daughter who was engaged to a Congressman when she was 16?
Jenna
While you were talking, I put a thumb tack in my neck. Makes me feel something.
Pete
Mothers. You can't kill them...
Jack
Can I just tell you that I'm genuinely having fun right now?
Jenna
Oh, I'm not offering. I'm just taking a survey to guage general interest.
Tracy
To her I'm just a gorgeous, naturally blonde ATM.
Jenna
Wow, an old white lady yelling at me while wearing microwaveable socks. This is so different than living with my mom.
Frank
I saw it because it's on a compilation DVD I have of fat ladies crying.
Frank
I guess I'll get one of those throat radios and you'll be buried in a piano crate. Good night, Liz.
Frank
Oh, I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink, and toilet.
Frank
Hi, I was told I'd get paid if I came here and danced while the Atlanta Hawks ate dinner.
Jenna
[to Jack] Wear something nice. Like a pair of white jeans and a Dan Marino jersey.