30 Rock Season 3 Episode 20: "The Natural Order" Quotes
Evidently the concierge at the Plaza has a beard, and she'd rather not get raped.
Jonathan
[to Liz's offer of a hug] What is this, the Italian parliament. No, thank you?
Jack
I don't mind taking her out. There's a restaurant hostess in midtown I'd like to see cry.
Liz
You treat me like a child! No, worse than that. Like one of those pageant girls with the clip-on teeth.
Tracy
I took my son to his cello recital this morning at what turned out to be midnight yesterday!
Tracy
[on not confronting his dad] It's the biggest regret of my life, Lemon. And I once made love to Kathy Hilton.
Jack
1959. Boy, it would've been fun to write back then. You could get away with crazy plot twists, because audiences were so much less sophisticated.
Liz
Have you ever been to Florida? It's a criminal population. It's America's Australia.
Jack
