30 Rock Season 3 Episode 11: "St. Valentine's Day" Quotes
Hallowed be my reservation. If you are able to hold my table ... Have them delay our heavenly dessert, and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those who cause us to be late ...
Jack
I know love at first sight when I see it. I saw it when I met Angie, and I saw it the first time Dotcom laid eyes on Grizz's fiancee.
Tracy
Nice ... you mean like stew?
Liz
Please don't tell me you're one of those convenient Catholics who only goes to church every Sunday.
Elisa
[to Jack] Is this like a Sixth Sense thing? Would you like a place setting for your friend?
Waiter
Liz: Hello, Dr. Baird.
Drew: Hello, regular person Lemon.
Elisa: We are us. Let a McFlurry be what it is: the world's best dessert.
I wouldn't have this job if it wasn't for the mouth in my back.
Kenneth
I don't know, you ever put a donut in the microwave?
Liz
Thanks, I found it at Dunkin' ... wait a minute.
Liz
Yeah, you still have that rotting pumpkin in the corner, so I have a feeling you don't have a great instinct for what month it is.
Drew
I feel all car sick inside.
Kenneth