30 Rock Season 3 Episode 12: "Larry King" Quotes
Don Geiss: If you're watching this, you are an executive of the General Electric Corporation, and the unthinkable has happened. Capitalism is ending, either because of the Soviets or something ridiculous, like a woman President. I'm speaking to you from the year 1987, but the message is timeless: Avoid The Noid!
Oh yes! I keep a VCR so I can watch your old football tapes.
Jonathan
If you've just joined us, we're with Tracy Jordan, who is giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a secret treasure. Stay with us.
It smells like dude in here.
Elisa
What about his manstress?
Jack
[on her "boobies" pic] I only kept it because for once they were both pointing in the same direction.
Liz
Adult? You mean like you're driving a car and wearing a suit?
Kenneth
I can't handle the truth!
Kenneth
That's "99 Red Balloons," Nena's famous anti-balloon protest song.
Kenneth
I watched an American Masters last night about Baryshnikov ... I picked up a few things.
Jack
Oh, was it "The Day Is Done My Sweet For The Lambs Have Been Decapitated?
Kenneth
Everything's gone coco for cuckoo poops ... is that right?
Elisa