30 Rock Season 5 Episode 19: "I Heart Connecticut" Quotes
Liz: You're off the leash Tracy.
Tracy: It's not a leash. It's a very long skin tag.
You know what your wife told me in the shower this morning? You're a good guy.
Reggie
Oh please, don't kill me. I still haven't tried the famous seafood pizza at Sally's in New Haven.
Jenna
Kenneth and I had to spend the rest of the afternoon trying to think like Tracy. I ended up eating a swordfish dinner at a strip club and Kenneth grabbed a cop's gun and shot a blimp.
Liz
Jenna: Jack, can we talk, one ten to another?
Jack: I'm an eleven, but continue.
I'll get in my bra and you can throw nails at me.
Liz
Pete: Take out from Hooters!
Frank: That makes no sense.
Pete: We'll know they touched it!
Pete: What? No you can't do that!
Jenna: That's what your wife told me in the shower this morning.
We're not laughing with you. We're laughing at you, ya bald bitch.
Reggie
Pete: I'm the producer of the show.
Reggie: Right, that's what your wife told me in the shower this morning.
We produce more failed pilots than the French Air Force.
Jack
Listen to me. I sound like Cagney and Lacey but without the slutty clothes.
Liz