30 Rock Season 7 Episode 10: "Florida" Quotes
Liz: Beverly.
Bev: It's just Bev, Liz. My mother died while naming me.
Liz: Also, you're kind of a slut.
Jack: I did sleep with Jenna a lot during season three.
The only way you're like Socrates is that you have the body hair of a Greek man.
Jack (to Liz)
Where are my manners? This is Florida, let me boil up a pot of hot Gatorade.
Martha
I once played a lawyer in a movie, so I know all about winning your son's love back thanks to a magic camera.
Tracy
She's lying like a rug. Rug is an offensive term for Persians that I made up.
Jenna
Jenna: Ok, start from the beginning.
Lawyer: Well the plaintiff's deposition alleges that...
Tracy: No, further back. What kind of dinosaur was your grandfather?
Thank you for calling Florida emergency services. If this is about an anaconda in a crawl space, press one.
Operator
Jack: I can give you a season pass to Universal's Harry Potter World.
Liz: Ok, I am not some kind of nerdery slut. I like Star Wars!
I love my mother, Lemon, obviously because of Stockholm Syndrome.
Jack
My grandfather's purple heart...it's terrible what alcoholism can do to the body.
Jack
Liz: Did you get my gift?
Jack: I assumed it was the bottle of wine with the card reading "Dear Doritos, what about just selling bags full of your dust? I could put it on chicken or fish..."