One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position...
"One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid. Usually standing from behind."
Tom
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- Character:
- Tom Haverford
- Episode:
- Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 9: "Fancy Party"
- Show:
- Parks and Recreation
- Related Quotes:
- Tom Haverford Quotes, Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes, Parks & Rec Quotes
- Added by:
- Steve Marsi
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