Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXMr. Griffin, do you drink? I plead the fifth of Jack. Haha, no...
Prosecutor: Mr. Griffin, do you drink?
Peter: I plead the fifth of Jack. Haha, no, no I'm joking, yes I drink.
Prosecutor: And have you ever struck your wife?
Peter: Only in front of the kids to assert my status as dominant male of the pride.
Prosecutor: Are you a violent man?
Peter: (rolling up his sleves) What are you, a wise guy? Cause I know how to deal with wise guys.
Prosecutor: No further questions.
Peter: You son of a bitch. If I had a gun on a boat I'd shoot you.
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- Character:
- Peter Griffin
- Episode:
- Family Guy Season 6 Episode 4: "Stewie Kills Lois"
- Show:
- Family Guy
- Related Quotes:
- Peter Griffin Quotes, Family Guy Season 6 Episode 4 Quotes, Family Guy Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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