Look, I don't know where your mother was when she should have be...
Jordan: Look, I don't know where your mother was when she should have been telling you all these things, but you cannot have sex with someone you care about! Sex is for making babies and revenge.
Elliot: Well, you're so full of it.
Jordan: Listen, Stick, if you wanna wipe your nose and pretend that was a sneeze, I will play along. But if you have something to say, say it.
Elliot: Everybody knows you're still sleeping with Dr. Cox; and it can't be about making babies 'cause you'd probably just end up eating them, anyway. And as for revenge, I'm just not sure that driving to his apartment and pleasuring him while he watches sports on TV is hurting him as much as you might think. So I have to figure that you still care about him, whether you want to admit it or not. And if you lay one finger on me, I'm blowing my rape whistle
- Characters:
- Elliot Reid, Jordan Sullivan
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 1 Episode 24: "My Last Day"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- Elliot Reid Quotes, Jordan Sullivan Quotes, Scrubs Season 1 Episode 24 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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