Just because he's fifteen doesn't mean he's ready to drive I'v...
Judith: Just because he's fifteen doesn't mean he's ready to drive
Jake: I've been driving for years. Grand Theft Auto 1, Grand Theft Auto 2. And I've never drove anyone over except for pimps and crack whores.
Alan: Jake!
Jake: Sorry, dad. Crack prostitutes.
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- Characters:
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper, Judith Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3: "Mmm, fish. Yum."
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Alan Harper Quotes, Jake Harper Quotes, Judith Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
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- Eric Hochberger
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