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South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralI'm gonna be on television. I'm gonna be on television. We don...
Cartman: I'm gonna be on television. I'm gonna be on television.
Stan: We don't believe for a minute that you won that contest fairly, fat boy.
Cartman: Oh, stop defending your girlfriend for writing about some stupid fish.
Stan: Dude, dolphins aren't stupid. They're intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
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- Characters:
- Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh
- Episode:
- South Park Season 1 Episode 2: "Weight Gain 4000"
- Show:
- South Park
- Related Quotes:
- Eric Cartman Quotes, Stan Marsh Quotes, South Park Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes, South Park Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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