The Simpsons
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(Helen Lovejoy and Maude Flanders arrive at Marge's doorstep)
Helen: Get dressed, Marge. You've got to lead our protest against this abomination! (Shows Marge a newspaper with the Statue of David on the cover)
Marge: Hmm, but that's Michelangelo's David. It's a masterpiece.
Helen: (Gasps) It's filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body which, practical as they may be, are evil.
Marge: But I like that statue.
Maude: (Gasps) I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity.
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- Characters:
- Marge Simpson, Helen Lovejoy
- Episode:
- The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 9: "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"
- Show:
- The Simpsons
- Related Quotes:
- Marge Simpson Quotes, Helen Lovejoy Quotes, The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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