Desna: You don't have a rainy-day fund or nothin'?
Uncle Daddy: If I had a rainy-day fund, you think I'd be sleeping on a jizz-filled couch at the Messianic Center? I'm about two minutes away by a WIC check.
Desna: My God! You gotta have kids to get on WIC.
Uncle Daddy: I was going to rent some over at Shrimp Town.