I want the good stuff! I want cheese that isn't air-dropped into...
Charlie: I want the good stuff! I want cheese that isn't air-dropped into Third World countries! I want ouchless toilet paper! I want vodka that doesn't look like Fred Flintstone would drink it! I want my life back.
Alan: Fine. Then swallow your pride, call Mom, and ask her to lend you some money.
Charlie [opening the bottle of generic vodka]: Yabba-dabba-doo.
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- Characters:
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14: "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Charlie Harper Quotes, Alan Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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