I need a volunteer to come up and hold my stick. Me me me! A...

Captain Jack: I need a volunteer to come up and hold my stick.
Dwight: Me me me!
Captain Jack: Ah. Usually it's a woman.
Dwight: I'm stronger.


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Character:
Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 2 Episode 11: "Booze Cruise"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

What is with the guy jumping overboard? If he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now, and not all wet.

Michael

Dwight: Don't worry Michael, I'm taking us to shore!
Michael: It's a fake wheel, dummy!

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