I lost my book. And how were you going to write the report? ...
Jake: I lost my book.
Allan: And how were you going to write the report?
Jake: I was hoping for an earthquake.
Allan: What was your next plan?
Jake: I pretty much put all my eggs in the earthquake basket.
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- Character:
- Jake Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 18: "If My Hole Could Talk"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Jake Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 18 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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