I feel like the good lord himself picked me up with his bare han...
I feel like the good lord himself picked me up with his bare hands, laid me down on a bed of rusty nails, pinned my ankles behind my ears and just stuck it in. No Vaseline no lube no nothin. Not even a little spittle. That mother fu-ker just took his Darth Vader helmet, that big Darth Vader helmet and just rammed it home. He wrecked my pretty little virgin a--hole, my sweet little brown bud. Pulled out, came on my t-ts, wiped his di-k on the curtains and left me for dead. That's just me. How bout you guys?
Hank
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- Character:
- Hank Moody
- Episode:
- Californication Season 6 Episode 2: "Quitters"
- Show:
- Californication
- Related Quotes:
- Hank Moody Quotes, Californication Season 6 Episode 2 Quotes, Californication Quotes
- Added by:
- Chris O'Hara
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