How'd you get Dr. Cox to like you? Dr. Cox said he liked me!? ...
Turk: How'd you get Dr. Cox to like you?
J.D.: Dr. Cox said he liked me!?
Turk: No, you're missing the point-
J.D.: I need to know three things immediately: Where was he when he said it, what inflection did he use, and had he been drinking? You know what, I don't care about the third one; sometimes when you've been drinking you're the most truthful.
Turk: Okay, look, I know Carla's gonna have her little pre-wedding panic attack, and what if she has her good ol' buddy Dr. Cox there to tell her what a jackass I am, huh? Then what?
J.D.: You know what? I'm glad he was drunk.
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- Characters:
- J.D., Turk
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10: "My Rule of Thumb"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- J.D. Quotes, Turk Quotes, Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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