How was Acapulco? We told everyone that you were in Acapulco. ...
Patient: How was Acapulco?
Elliot: We told everyone that you were in Acapulco.
Dr. Cox: I never went to Acapulco. I lost three patients and spent the last two weeks on my couch trying to drink myself to death so that my victims and I could be reunited in the afterlife and they could rightly have their vengeance but then I realized that tactic would never work as I would be sent straight to hell, which I imagine is a lot like Acapulco only there would be fewer Latin men trying to sell me Chiclets on the beach. All the best.
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- Characters:
- Elliot Reid, Perry Cox
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 5 Episode 22: "My Déjà Vu, My Déjà Vu"
- Show:
- Scrubs
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- Elliot Reid Quotes, Perry Cox Quotes, Scrubs Season 5 Episode 22 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
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- Eric Hochberger
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