South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralHey dudes. Whoa, what happened to your eyes, Cartman? My ass...
Cartman: Hey dudes.
Stan: Whoa, what happened to your eyes, Cartman?
Cartman: My asshole eye doctor made them all dialbated.
Kyle: Why?
Cartman: Why? I'll tell you why, because he's a god damn asshole, and that's about it.
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- Characters:
- Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski
- Episode:
- South Park Season 3 Episode 3: "The Succubus"
- Show:
- South Park
- Related Quotes:
- Eric Cartman Quotes, Stan Marsh Quotes, Kyle Broflovski Quotes, South Park Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes, South Park Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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