Paul: It's not like Andrew and I had a falling out.
John: You just said that you and Andrew aren't talking to each other about anything, so how is that not a falling out?
Paul: No, I just mean we didn't get into a big fight or anything. And it wasn't that we didn't get along, We did.
John: Getting along. That seems pretty tepid. So in other words, no heat?
Paul: Oh, Dad!
John: Oh Dad, what? Come on! You told me when you two were in Hong Kong there was a lot of chemistry there. So what happened? He comes here to visit and what, the movie doesn't live up to the preview?
Paul: What happened was we had a great time together and we thought we could make it work. But then reality set in. He lives in DC. I live here [in San Francisco]. He's got a demanding job. I'm transitioning to become a coach. You know, long distance relationships, they involve, well, a lot of logistics.
John: I see. And it's too hard for a couple of middle-aged farts to make adjustments.
Paul: We're not middle-aged.
John: Well you know what? You could have fooled me. Come on, you got a secret agent, you got a superstar athlete, and the two of you act like a couple of insurance adjusters. So, no, you're fine. You know what? You sit here all alone and you just keep convincing yourself that logistics are too complicated to be with someone who could actually make you happy!