Give a man an insult, he can hurt people for a day. Teach a man ...
Phil: Give a man an insult, he can hurt people for a day. Teach a man to insult, he can hurt people who tease him because he never learned to fish. Anyway, I've devised a formula.
Lem: Look at that. You had a problem in your life and who stepped up to help you? Math. She has always been there for you, hasn't she, Phil?
Phil: If she ever took physical form, I'd leave my wife and marry her.
Lem: Stand in line, my friend.
Phil: Anyway, it's really quite simple. You take a person's most marked physical feature, compare it to genitalia--male, female, or animal--and end with the suffix "-bag," "-wipe", or "-muncher."
Lem: You could also add an optional reference to excretion from any of the glorious openings offered by the human body.
- Characters:
- Phil Mymen, Lem Hewitt
- Episode:
- Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 8: "The Impertence of Communicationizing"
- Show:
- Better Off Ted
- Related Quotes:
- Phil Mymen Quotes, Lem Hewitt Quotes, Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes, Better Off Ted Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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