Does he want to be loved, or does he want to get laid. Fourteen ...
Charlie: Alan, there comes a time in every man's life when he has to make a choice: does he want to be loved, or does he want to get laid. Fourteen years ago you made the wrong choice. You got married, and you wound up with neither. But now, fate has given you another chance. Welcome it. Embrace it. Grab its pert little ass.
Alan: What am I supposed to do, walk into my son's birthday and say, "Hey everybody, look at this gorgeous 22-year- old woman I'm having sex with."
Charlie: Oh, don't be silly. You don't want to rub their faces in it, you just want them to know where yours has been
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- Characters:
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 16: "Ergo, The Booty Call"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Charlie Harper Quotes, Alan Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 16 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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