Dad, this is the wrong book. What are you talking about? It'...
Jake [on The Taming of the Shrew]: Dad, this is the wrong book.
Alan: What are you talking about?
Jake: It's in some sort of foreign language.
Alan: It's Elizabethan.
Jake: Well, can we get one in English?
Alan: Walk.
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- Characters:
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 18: "If My Hole Could Talk"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Alan Harper Quotes, Jake Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 18 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
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- Eric Hochberger
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