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Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXChris, I would give you a hug, but I'm exhausted for working two...
Peter: Chris, I would give you a hug, but I'm exhausted for working two jobs for paying your scholarship. I've been selling buttscratchers-BUTTSCRATCHER! ( shows Lois a tiny hand on a stick )
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: BUTTSCRATCHER! ( shows buttscratcher to Lois again )
Lois: Peter, no!
Peter: BUTTSCRATCHER! ( shows buttscratcher to Lois once again )
Lois: NO!
Peter: ( sad ) Buttscratcher...
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- Characters:
- Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin
- Episode:
- Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16: "No Chris Left Behind"
- Show:
- Family Guy
- Related Quotes:
- Peter Griffin Quotes, Lois Griffin Quotes, Family Guy Season 5 Episode 16 Quotes, Family Guy Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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