Charlie was a planned baby. What was I? Well, dear, you were...
Evelyn: Charlie was a planned baby.
Alan: What was I?
Evelyn: Well, dear, you were a pitcher of margaritas and a gas station condom
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- Characters:
- Alan Harper, Evelyn Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 3: "The Sea is a Harsh Mistress"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Alan Harper Quotes, Evelyn Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 3 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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