New Girl
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Science aside man you're working those jeans.
I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.
Me owe you? You ditched me when we were supposed to run away from school together. I built that raft for nothing.
I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.
Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.
The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.
You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?
Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.
I may or may not have done an extensive amount of research on wedding dresses.
Nick: I'm trying my hardest to look poor.
Winston: You are poor.
We gonna make a girl cry today!
Who am I supposed to go to for lady advice now?