Did they say when the banquet is? Because I'm kind of between tuxes due to weight fluctuation.

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• Added: May 17, 2012

Siri, bring Jessica Tandy back to life.

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• Added: May 10, 2012

Are you crying 'cause there are no roles for actresses in their 40s?

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• Added: May 10, 2012

My love tank is empty!

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• Added: May 03, 2012

I think I just solved the mystery of the phantom pooper.

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• Added: May 03, 2012

Jon Hamm (as Abner): Here I is Alfie.
Tracy (as Alfie): Oh hell no, I ain't doin' this.

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• Added: April 26, 2012

Tracy: Jenna I've been thinking.
Jenna: Why? You're famous.

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• Added: April 19, 2012

I didn't get to work an hour late just to be the first one here.

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• Added: April 19, 2012

Son this isn't easy for me to say because my tongue caught what my foot has...

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• Added: April 12, 2012

Liz Lemon is the only person I know who even has a father.

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• Added: April 12, 2012

I never even taught him how to shave...an orangutan.

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• Added: April 12, 2012

Something terrible has happened, and for once I'm not talking about the collapse of the middle class.

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• Added: April 12, 2012