NCIS
Mondays 8:00 PM on CBSTim McGee Quotes
Gibbs: Any problems?
Torres: None, except Bishop almost blowing up our cover, we’re pretty good.
Bishop: Excuse me?
Torres: You shouldn’t have slapped his hand away.
Bishop: I don’t give out free samples! I’ve got three kids to feed and a sick Nana in Boca. [Torres stares at her.] What? You told me to have a backstory. That’s my backstory.
Torres: That’s actually… that’s actually pretty good.
Bishop: Thank you.
McGee: What’s wrong with Nana?
Bishop: Shingles!
Gibbs: Condolences.
McGee: Where’s they go?
Gibbs: Not the question.
McGee: What happened?
Gibbs: *That’s* the question!
Bishop: This place is not so sexy.
McGee: I don’t know, the roaches downstairs don’t seem to care.
Bishop: I see you, McGee. Everything okay?
McGee: No. No, it’s not, because *you* decided to take over a Metro case on December 22! That is, let’s see, one, two, *three* days before Christmas!
Bishop: I had plans, too.
McGee: With twin newborn cherubs?!
McGee [on baby names]: For the boy, we’ve got it narrowed down to Indiana, Han, or Harrison.
Reeves: Oh, gosh. Poor kid!
Oh, Boss, don’t tell me Delilah’s sending you baby names, too!
So all of us are gonna have a great day because of your muscles?
McGee [to Torres]
Torres: God, I love my life.
McGee: What, your shirt get even tighter?
Sloane: He’s 45, chubby, and lives with his mother.
McGee: You can tell all that?!
Sloane: No. Profiling doesn’t work that way.
Are those your house keys she just gave you?
Hey, Jimmy. Did I miss ‘Bring Your Pallet to Work’ Day?
McGee: Why’d you have to swing so hard?
Gibbs: Why’d you have to have to break my wood carving?
