I demand entertainment!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Applause is an addiction, like heroin or checking your e-mail.

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• Added: December 13, 2010

Sideshow Mel: At least the cup is lined with felt.
Moe: Hey Mr. Positive, shut the hell up.

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• Added: November 08, 2010

Sideshow Mel: Bleh! There's cheese in this sandwich! Surely you know I'm lactose intolerant!
Bart: Sorry.
Sideshow Mel: Sorry? Do you know how sick this is going to make me? Come stand next to the bathroom door, I want to yell at you some more.

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• Added: August 06, 2010

Groundskeeper Willie: Come on ya pansies, I've seen fiercer fights in parliament
Sideshow Mel: What is this, prime minister's question time?

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• Added: October 12, 2009