Ryan Howard Quotes
I don’t want to be the guy here, you know. I Like Stanley is the crossword puzzle guy and Angela has cats. I don’t want a thing here, you know. I don’t want to be the something guy..
It's not garbage, it's my clothes.
Pam: Tears of a clown.
Ryan: Don't call me a clown, Pam. You're better than that.
I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?
Darryl: Ryan was douche bag.
Ryan: Hey that's not a code name that's just an insult.
Oscar: Plus, everyone would know who you meant.
Ryan: Yeah.
I know you're my boss, but you need to get the hell out of my face.
When people see this presentation, they're gonna c** in their pants.
Ryan: I will have a glass of you oakiest chardonnay, please.
Erin: And I will have a waffle, with your mapleiest syrup.
Paramedic: You have appendicitis.
Ryan: Oh, who called it? Nothing but net.
Ryan: What were the criteria for going?
Dwight: It might be innate goodness versus innate badness.
Robert you got your sheep, and you got your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep. I'm on the freakin' moon.
I'd like to make a toast. To the troops...all the troops...both sides.
