Even Zises hooks up.

Quinn: I respect you. I had to get a nose job and go on a crazy diet to walk around this school like I own it and you just do it.
Lauren: I have to admit. I have considered going blonde.

(Formerly known asLucy Caboosey) I was the only kid at school who dissected their own frog because no one would be my lab partner.

Being a hot seventeen year old you can get away with or do pretty much anything you want so I kind of always assumed that people were nice and accommodating.

I've cheated twice. The first time I got pregnant. The second time I got mono.

If you keep looking for that happy ending, you are never gonna get it right.

Rachel: He chose me over you.
Quinn: And how long did that last for?
Rachel: Why are you being so mean?

Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. Probably because they smile all the time.

How damaged does a guy have to be to be into some as annoying as Rachel?

I made a mistake with Puck. You should have been my first.

Santana: Everyone knows my job here is to look hot.
Quinn: My baby hormones make me moody.
Brittany: There's so many words!

Quinn: I hate you did to my body! I use to have abs!
Puck: Hey!

Glee Quotes

You think this is hard? Try waterboarding. That's hard!

Sue Sylvestor

You think this is hard? I have hepatitis. That's hard!

Sue Sylvestor