Phyllis Vance Quotes
Phyllis: Her hair looks beautiful.
Andy: Yeah we get it Phyllis. She looks like a freakin' movie star!
Oscar: It looks like the camera man was hiding behind the shelves.
Phyllis: Wait, so they were filming all the time even when we didn't know it?
Phyllis: What's he doing?
Dwight: He's searching out younger gays.
If I wanted Jamaican food I'd just hire a bunch of body guards and go there.
We have a gym at home. It's called the bedroom.
Phyllis: Is she Asian?
Erin: I don't know. She's from somewhere, I bet.
Creed: He put some snacks in the freezer for us.
Pam: You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?
Creed: No, the blueberry slurpy pouch.
Phyllis: He means the ice pack.
Andy: You know I'm the worst salesman here right?
Michael: But you're the best salesman on the inside.
Phyllis: What does that even mean?
Michael: You sold us all on Andy, a product that nobody wanted.
Blue Wasabi is so good but get the Cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.
I like being in the same building as Bob. It keeps me honest.
Phyllis: I got stung up my dress.
Dwight: Poor hornet.
I'm glad Michael's getting help. He has a lot of issues and he's stupid.
