Paris Geller Quotes
(Paris looks terrible while Rory looks perfect)
Paris: That really how you look when you first get up?
Rory: Yes.
Paris: Nothing in my life is fair.
Paris: You need to follow a study schedule. I've been telling you that since second grade.
Louise: Which worries both of us.
(About going to help fix up homes for the needy)
Paris: You don't want to go. It's not you.
Rory: I have multiple personalities, it might be one of me.
Lousie: Princess Grace didn't go to college.
Paris: Thank you for the history lesson, A.J. Benza.
Lousie: Take a pill.
Paris: Marry rich.
Madeline: So I've decided I'm now completely into Judy Garland. Did you see the TV movie? Pretty intense.
Louise: I think they used my mother's medicine cabinet in that.
Madeline: She was the Courtney Love of her day.
Paris: Show me a trend and I'll show you Madeline.
Madeline: Judy Garland is trendy?
Paris: Completely.
Louise: She was neo-addict retro chic.
Madeline: No one tells me these things
Paris: Just making an observation.
Rory: Great. We'll build a dome over you and jam a telescope in your head.
Paris: Read my manifesto, I want your thoughts.
Rory: First thought - lose the word 'manifesto.'
Paris: Too cabin-in-the-woods?
Rory: Don't open your mail.
Paris: Right.
Paris: (about Rory and Tristan) You just seem weird around each other.
Rory: Nope, no weirder than usual.
Paris: I disagree.
Rory: You usually do.
Rory: Henry VIII started a new church when the old one wouldn't allow divorce.
Paris: He also cut off his wife's head. Is he still your role model?
Paris: I just wanted to tell you again that I had so much fun last night.
Tristan: Yeah, after five messages on my answering machine, I kinda got that impression.
Paris: God, this is so weird. I can't stop smiling.
Rory: Good, then it's a good time to talk about our over taxed peasants.
Paris: Oh, let them eat cake.
Rory: I swear to God.
Paris: Are you atheist?
Rory: Excuse me?
Paris: Because that affects the validity of your swearing to God.
