Oscar Martinez Quotes
Saddle shoes with denim? I will literally call protective services.
No, I don't think he can make it as an actor, but he also can't make it as an employee in an office, so why not go nuts with it.
Oscar: Angela you still have your son.
Angela: I guess.
Our office has an unusually large number of unusually large people.
Oscar: It looks like the camera man was hiding behind the shelves.
Phyllis: Wait, so they were filming all the time even when we didn't know it?
I'll watch it. Let's get this over with.
I didn't realize how many of Angela's opinions I agreed with...until she tried to have my knee caps shattered for sleeping with her husband.
Angela: If you pray enough, you can turn yourself into a cat person.
Oscar: Those guys always turn back, Angela.
If you would have seen the look he gave me, he wanted to rock more than just my vote.
Darryl: Ryan was douche bag.
Ryan: Hey that's not a code name that's just an insult.
Oscar: Plus, everyone would know who you meant.
Ryan: Yeah.
Oscar: Don't you wanna see the baby?
Dwight: Why? I know what Angela and the Senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now.
Oscar: I don't know if it's right.
Robert: Well if it's anything like that gorgeous wrapping paper, you hit it out of the park.
