Meredith Palmer Quotes
Meredith: If I ever got that bad, you'd tell me right?
Kevin: Meredith I tell you all the time.
Who's the one who didn't bring lice into the office? Meredith. Sure I gave everybody pink eye once, and my ex keyed a few of their cars, and yeah I BMed in the shredder on New Years. But I didn't bring the lice in. That was all Pam.
Cronkite was hot. If I could go back in time, I'd take that moustache ride.
You're the people's princess! Diana was nothing!
Walter: And this must be your lovely wife Pam.
Meredith: Hell no. She wishes.
Tell ya one thing, I'm not gonna be a good mom tonight.
You should stay. I have Vienna sausages...and napkins.
I've never been cheated on, cheated, or been used to cheat with.
Pam: Meredith!
Meredith: I just like the way it feels!
Pam: What are you doing!
Meredith: Relax.
Pam: Relax!?
Meredith: This is like the Cadillac of pumps.
Pam: Give it back to me now!
Meredith: I was just ... I was warming it up.
Pam: That's disgusting!
Kevin: (about the leads) They're in the trash! They're in the trash!
Dwight: Trash. Code... Alright, Meredith! Take off your dress.
Meredith: Okie-dokie.
Kevin: No, dear God no! It's in the trash can, in the kitchen.
Meredith: Coming off either way!
Meredith: Stop fighting! Just on St. Patrick's Day okay? Just one, perfect day a year. No hassles. No problems. No kids.
Ryan: Why no kids?
Kelly: Yeah where are your kids?
Meredith: Nope. Uh uh. Not today!
Kevin: Maybe we should cut holes in her shirt.
Meredith: I have a shirt like that in my car.
