Tim: To Mr. and Mrs. Saracen, cheers!
Matt: I think you're the first one to say that.

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• Added: July 14, 2011

Julie Taylor, will you marry me?

• Permalink: Julie Taylor, will you marry me?
• Added: July 14, 2011

Matt: It's all gonna be alright, we'll figure everything out, okay?
Julie: I love you.
Matt: I love you too.

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• Added: June 17, 2011

I've wanted to do that ever since you first showed up.

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• Added: June 17, 2011

Matt: Hey, Julie, how you been?
Julie: I can't talk to you right now.

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• Added: July 23, 2010

Landry, you're retarded.

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• Added: August 29, 2007

You don't have to worry about me, in a fight I just kinda stand in the back and just yell stuff.

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• Added: August 29, 2007

Y'all want a Swizzler?

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• Added: August 29, 2007

My eyes were open sir. My eyes were wide open!

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• Added: August 29, 2007