Lafayette: Marnie won.
Jesus: We're fucked.

• Permalink: Marnie won. We're f**ked.
• Added: September 04, 2011

Marnie just puked that bitch out.

• Permalink: Marni just puked that bitch out.
• Added: September 04, 2011

I felt like a giant-ass puppet for your ghost uncle.

• Permalink: I felt like a giant-ass puppet for your ghost uncle.
• Added: August 11, 2011

Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from a world of worry.

• Permalink: Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from...
• Added: August 01, 2011

Goat tongue for breakfast. Wow. That smells well done.

• Permalink: Goat tongue for breakfast. Wow. That smells well done.
• Added: August 01, 2011

I mean... what the fuck?

• Permalink: I mean... what the f**k?
• Added: July 01, 2011

We'll stay for five minutes. Ten if they got dranks.

• Permalink: We'll stay for five minutes. 10 if they got dranks.
• Added: June 27, 2011

You're a witch, who's a nurse, and a dude? How did I get so lucky?

• Permalink: You're a witch, who's a nurse, and a dude? How did I get so luck...
• Added: September 13, 2010

We could end up in Hell, or fuckin South Dakota.

• Permalink: We could end up in Hell, or f**kin South Dakota.
• Added: August 29, 2010

Them fuckers is a whole new dimension of trash.

• Permalink: Them f**kers is a whole new dimension of trash.
• Added: August 22, 2010

Go tell your mama that two faggots whooped your ass!

• Permalink: Go tell your mama that two faggots whooped your ass!
• Added: July 26, 2010

Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.

• Permalink: What's the catch? You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idio...
• Added: June 27, 2010