Kenneth Parcell Quotes
Didn't you notice your food wasn't pre-chewed?
In school, all you learn about Abraham Lincoln is that he was a gay alcoholic.
Kenneth: I'm afraid I have bad news.
Jenna: Jenny McCarthy died? But who could have been slowly poisoning her? Was she poisoned? I have no way of knowing 'cause I'm just hearing about it.
Is the sky blue? Well, until tomorrow, when it will be on fire.
I'm sorry I won't be seeing you in heaven Mr. Spurlock, but on the bright side, black hell does have a juke box.
Kenneth: I get to go to heaven and receive my reward: 72 virgin, margaritas. Hold the salt.
I don't like to swear sir, but no thank you.
It's an old Parcell family recipe, but I like to replace the Union soldier meat with boiled potatoes.
Every year my aunt sends me a wool sweater for Christmas. We get it Aunt Alice. You're a sheep.
You're the one that makes us laugh. Never go away again.
Tracy: Was Dot Com standing that gay?
Kenneth: Um no sir, he was not.
It just feels so good to have the Three Musketeers and Dot Com back together again.
