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Modern Family
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Joe Pritchett Quotes
Why would you do that? My ears are still developing!
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You're a bad valentine!
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Modern Family Quotes
Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me
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You could pretend to get sick at the table. You know cough, stomachache, dealer's choice, I don't care just sell it.
Mitchell
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