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NCIS
Mondays 8:00 PM on CBSJimmy Palmer Quotes
Ducky [regarding “Goodfellas”]: Actually, I saw it with Gibbs!
Jimmy: Really? Gibbs sees movies, like made *after* 1957?
Gibbs [walks in]: What’s your point?
Jimmy: Whoa. That was an impressively quiet entrance.
By the power vested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife. [beat] You should smooch.
Chief Choi: Jones’s body, it’s gone!
Jimmy Palmer: This’ll complicate the autopsy
Ducky: What have you found, Dr. Palmer?
Jimmy: I’m not sure. Maybe, mud? Maybe? But not exactly?
Ducky: Ah, that’s quite an analysis.
I liked it better when he called me ‘Jimmy’!
Future’s coming with or without you. Might as well *be* there.
Ryan: So, you’re an actual doctor?
Jimmy: Yeah. And nobody at work knows!
Ryan Smith: What is this, self-help karaoke?
Jimmy: Honestly, I’ve got a million of these. I can do this all night long!
With that very healthy sense of self-preservation, I’m gonna ask you to stay alive so that we can both die like heroes a very long time from now when we’re old and gray, alright?
This is a literal gutless rat!
Palmer: Hey, are you coming back to work?
Tony: Of course I am. Why wouldn't I/
Palmer: I don't know. You're a single dad now, Tony. An agent in the line of fire. Wasn't sure you'd want to juggle.
Bishop: Petty Officer Muldoon didn't call 911 until an hour later.
Ducky: Which begs the question....
Palmer: What happened in that hour?