Jack Donaghy Quotes
Reginald: Donaghy, still over at NBC with all those communists and homosexuals?
Jack: Reginald I believe you're thinking of the White House.
Liz: Show him how funny women are.
Jenna: Are we though?
There are no bad ideas Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.
Jack: How many other Pokemons are there?
Zarena: Jack, the plural of Pokemon IS Pokemon.
Like a silver back gorilla or Mitt Romney's grandfather, I require more than one woman to...
Liz: Lize Lemon has had a little awakening in her bathing suit area.
Jack: Lemon I've seen your bathing suits, that could be anywhere.
That's the sound of Honey Boo Boos piling up on your Tivo.
So, how was your hiatus? Start with what puzzles you did.
Check out Kim Jong Un's pants. Where's the flood?
She has the brain of a man, and the ass of a French teenager.
Playing psychosexual mind games IS our normal, Lemon.
What do people not want to talk about? Soccer, jazz, infidelity.
