Herb Melnick Quotes

Herb: My marriage isnt over yet
Chris: Duuudee....you've been takin out the garbage for two and a half hours

Alan: How's the pediatrician game?
Herb: Like taking money from babies.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket

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