Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCGloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes
I want a White Christmas. You know, like white people have.
Gloria: Jay, don't forget Joe's new doll.
Jay: Cam and Mitchell, always pushing their agenda.
What is with you Americans and the foot?
Jay: Name two cabinet level positions.
Gloria: That's easier. There's the higher one for the glasses, and the lower one for the pots and the pans.
Nobody likes dancing more than the gays. Pretend you're on a float!
Mitch
Gloria: He thinks he might be allergic to Stella.
Jay: What? The only reaction this dog gives people is the giggles.
Jay: You know I raised two fully functional children.
Gloria: You have two kids that I don't know about?
The only thing stronger than Manny's fear is his need to protect his mama.
Jay: I thought your phone was stolen.
Gloria: This is Joe's phone.
Jay: This is why the terrorists hate us.
We’re having a little staycation but with a turkey instead of a steak!
What could be more natural than your mother’s tongue in your ear?
Jay: So you don't think I look like Ben Franklin?
Gloria: Oh yes! That's who it is! The man from the hundred dollar bill. My favorite!
