Lorena, you procreated. He is protective. How sweet.

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• Added: June 25, 2012

Eric: The streets can be dangerous at this hour. A lady should really be more careful.
Pam: If I meet a lady, I'll let her know.

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• Added: June 18, 2012

We fight like siblings, but we fu-k like champions.

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• Added: June 11, 2012

The other Eric is still here.

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• Added: August 28, 2011

Tell her I was born the night she found me. Because of her I went to my true death knowing what it means to love.

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• Added: August 03, 2011

It's strange to miss someone you don't remember.

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• Added: July 25, 2011

I would never harm you.

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• Added: July 18, 2011

Eric: I KNOW I'm a vampire, Snookie.
Sookie: It's SOOKIE!

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• Added: July 10, 2011

Sookie: You killed my fairy godmother.
Eric: Sorry.

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• Added: July 10, 2011

Who would you refer to trust? A politician or a vampire?

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• Added: June 27, 2011

"Such a strange sensation when the reality matches what you've pictured in your mind so precisely."

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• Added: June 27, 2011

If you two are done eye-f*%king each other, can we go?

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• Added: September 13, 2010