Your father made it sound like you were hosting the Rolling Stones.

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• Added: March 11, 2014

Do not use this weekend to discover beer pong.

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• Added: July 09, 2013

Wait, why am I asking you? You wear forks as earrings.

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• Added: July 24, 2012

Ella: Second guessing her every move is starting feel a little extreme.
Byron: No, dating your English teacher is extreme.

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• Added: February 13, 2012

Watch out. I might go for the daughter upgrade.

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• Added: July 26, 2011

Byron: I don't wanna leave.
Ella: I don't want you to stay.

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• Added: July 20, 2010

You used our daughter to hide this from me. How could you do this to me? I don't even know who you are.

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• Added: July 06, 2010