It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXDennis Reynolds Quotes
They were gonna light themselves on fire! I'm the winner!
And he made it clear to me that all of you are going to need to commit suicide.
Dennis: You gonna goddamn blow this for me? You gonna blow the thin mint thing?
Frank and Dee: Noooo!
Dennis: Frank I spoke for five minutes, there's no way I'm repeating all that.
Dee: Dennis started a cult.
Go play in your little hole, you fools.
Dee: Who had the pen here?
Dennis: It makes sense, don't be a bitch.
Frank: I don't care anything about this hole - I'm passionless.
Dennis: What are you saying Frank?
Frank: I officially retire from Paddy's Pub.
The Gang: YAY!!!
Hey Frank, did you hear what I just said? I just turned a frustrating conversation into a joke about you!
This doesn't represent me. This doesn't represent me. This doesn't represent me.
Oh god, don't be a dumb hungry bitch the entire time --
That buzzer sounds awfully loud, huh? Pierces you right down to your soul! I don't like it.
A man should be able to end his life if he wants -- we're American!